Turn Your
Brain Off.

The first luxury meme token for smart degens. No complex utility, no roadmap promises, just pure, unadulterated $BRAINER energy running on Solana.

BUY $BRAINER

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Executive Degen

Operating at 0 IQ, 100% Conviction.

Too smart to fail?
Think again.

The market doesn't reward overthinking. It rewards momentum. $BRAINER is the premium token for those who have transcended analysis paralysis. We are a community of galaxy-brain individuals who realized the smartest move is sometimes the simplest one.

Zero Friction Launch

Fair launch on Solana. No VC allocation, no team snipes.

Hive Mind Community

When we all think nothing, we can achieve anything.

Why choose $BRAINER?

Features that make absolutely no sense, yet make perfect dollars.

Meme Luxury

The aesthetic of a billion-dollar tech company, the utility of a pet rock. Best of both worlds.

Gasless Experience

Solana speeds mean you don't have time to second guess your poor financial decisions. Instant regrets.

Degen Vision

See the world through rose-tinted glasses where every dip is a buy signal and logic is optional.

Tokenomics

Simple economics for simple minds. No taxes, burnt LP, and a supply that makes sense.

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

Taxes

0/0

Liquidity

BURNED

Contract Address

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$BRAINER ALLOCATION

90% Liquidity

10% Community

Acquire The Brain

Create Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare. Don't write your seed phrase on a napkin.

Get SOL

Buy Solana from an exchange and send it to your wallet. You need gas for the brain power.

Swap for $BRAINER

Go to Raydium or Jupiter. Paste contract. Swap. Congratulations, you're now a genius.

Go to Jupiter Exchange

Evolution

Phase 1

"Brain Ignition"

Launch token. Website V1. Create memes that make 0 sense.

Phase 2

"Neural Expansion"

1,000 Holders. CEX Listings. Vibes reach critical mass.

Phase 3

"Galaxy Brain"

Global domination. Brain implants? Probably just more memes.

Turn Your Brain Off.